Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Spitzer's Last Song in the Key of ME-ME-ME

Forget about Doe and Ray. This little diddy was all about ME! That's how soon to be former governor of New York has handled the entire scandal surrounding him and the D.C. call girl ring. Identified as "Client #9" by the feds, Eliot Spitzer tendered a resignation today that is not effective till Monday. Huh, must be a governor's ball this weekend. How many times can one arrogant man say "I", "My" or "Me"? Here are just a couple sentences to prove my point. "I am deeply sorry that I did not live up to what was expected of me. To every New Yorker and to all those who believed in what I tried to stand for, I sincerely apologize." WHEW, wait there's more. "There is much to be done, and I cannot allow for my private failings to disrupt the people's work." Like giving illegal aliens drivers licenses (my words).

To my wife and three daughters, I am sorry - faggetaboutit! It was morally and legally wrong, went against my oath as an officer of the court and I humbly apologize for my actions - fat chance.

He should have went to Bubba for some post affair advice. Bite your lip son! Talk in a low raspy voice like you are gonna cry. If that fails, then Deny, Deny , Deny. It looked as though his wife Silda had garnered some advice from Hillary as she stood by her man.