Doctor, Doctor, Give Me the News!

Some mighty strange things have been happening to me lately. I have a craving for tofu, I travel to the mailbox countless times a day looking for a check, I have inquired about taking French lessons and yesterday I was caught by my wife... hugging a Maple in the side yard. She took me to the Immediate Care Center at once. After being poked, prodded and submitting blood, the doctor was stumped. Just then, a nurse overheard my wife and I talking about Operation Chaos and my consideration of voting for Hillary next week. We have a diagnosis - Clintonitis Liberalis. Well the doctor said it should clear up by next Wednesday and told my wife to keep me away from MSNBC and tie dyed products until then.

I am no fan of HRC, but I am intrigued by the idea of keeping the madness going a little longer. That, and the idea of Obama in the White House makes me ill. So, what do you think? Should I participate in Operation Chaos, or vote for Huckabee? What do you plan to do Tuesday? Best response wins a tofu sandwich!

The Lone Danger

Jimmy Carter just can't find a way to create a legacy for himself. Instead of laying a wreath at the tomb of Yassir Arafat on April 15, he should stick to Habitat for Humanity. Why does Carter think he is the great peace maker? His one accomplishment while in office was to bring together Egypt and Israel for peace talks. All the while, Iran captured American hostages and restored the Ayatollahs to power. It took a Reagan inauguration for Iran to free the hostages.

Now he cozies up to every terrorist group from Chavez to Hamas. No wonder Israel would not meet with him during his recent trip to the Middle East. Even the Secretary of State asked him not to meet with the terrorist group. He legitimized Hamas as a government, instantly trashing decades of isolationism by the rest of the civilized world.

Now for the kicker - the Carter Center for legitimizing terrorists has received over $19 million in the past few years of tax payer money. There have been calls by some in Congress to revoke his passport. I say call your congressman and pressure them to cut off funding. The worst president ever just keeps getting worse.