Thursday, April 30, 2009

I Believe...

I believe America is the greatest nation on earth.

I believe Keith Olbermann has no upper teeth.

I believe Eric Schansberg would make a terrific congressman.

I believe in free markets.

I believe a person should not make a career out of political office.

I believe in keeping more of what I make.

I believe Baron Hill will run for governor.

I believe Jesus Christ died for my sins.

I believe in peace through strength.

I believe chocolate is proof that God exists.

I believe in maximum liberty and minimum government.

I believe President Obama is creating a socialist society.

I believe in charity because I want to, not because I am forced to.

I believe it is morning in America.
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2 comments:

Bob G. said...

Daniel:
And I believe you've about said it all...well that, and I believe I need a refill for my coffee.

Thanks for shoring up my resolve this week with that post.

May 4, 2009 at 10:49 AM
Shelly said...

R u fucking kidding me?

U really need some education my friend. Do u really think that "keeping" your money is Christian of you? For some reason, I don't think Jesus would think this is very noble of you so-called conservative bible beaters. It makes me sad that u r raising children with these beliefs.

June 21, 2009 at 3:07 PM

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